Long term relationships?

The following quotes are kids advice on marriage. Of course, it's pulled from the Internet, but it's worth a laugh.

How do you decide who to marry?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. Kirsten, age 10

What is the right age to get married?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. Camille, age 10

How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
Married people usually look happy to talk to other people. Eddie, age 6
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. Derrick, age 8

What do most people do on a date?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. Lynne, age 8
On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. Martin, age 10

What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. Craig, age 9

Is it better to be single or married?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. Anita, age 9
Single is better ... for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change no diapers... Of course, if I did get married, I'd figure something out. I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper changing. Kirsten, age 10

How would you make a marriage work?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck. Ricky, age 10
If you want to last with your man, you should wear a lot of sexy clothes... Especially underwear that is red and maybe has a few diamonds on it. Lori, age 8

How would the world be different if people didn't get married?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?Kelvin, age 8