| Madonna (pop singer) | 'My favourite bit is the news from the schools. Great to hear that so many new teachers have arrived.' |
| Vladimir Putin (politician) | 'My wife thinks it's crap but I like it.' |
| Keoki Young (ex-ADOS) | 'This Keoki Spotting thing will be a toot. Bet no one else spots me!' |
| David Beckham (football player) | 'Unbound helps me relax before a big match.' |
| Vladimir Zhirinovsky (politician) | 'Not enough pictures and cartoons.' |
| Alexander Solzhenitsin (writer) | 'Unbound has already made a crucial contribution to the Russian literary scene.' |
| Ivan Ivanov (kiosk operator) | 'The customers love it, especially the ones who have had a few to drink already.' |
| Dr. Steven Hawking (physicist) | 'The scientific community has much to learn from the information contained within Unbound.' |
| Osama Bin Laden (terrorist) | 'Distribution needs to be improved - it can be difficult getting hold of a copy.' |